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Recently, several of my friends have separated from their spouses, and found themselves thrown back into the dating pool. In over their heads, I would like to offer an airline seat cushion of dating advice.

To differentiate a Jessica Biel from a Jessica Simpson or a Seth Macfarlane from a Seth Green, ask your perspective mate this simple three-part question. What is your favorite happy song, sad song, and kick-ass song? The answer to this query will give you all the information you’ll need to avoid the reprobate, and find your soul-mate. Always remember if you hear the name Lionel Richie run, don’t walk out of there as fast as you can.

Run, don't walk

Your Servant,
Corpulent Luke

2 Responses to “Sticking your toe into the dating pool.”

  1. The awesome

    This is just as awesome as me!

  2. John F. McDonnell

    Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone. ~Vince Hemingson

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