The Blog of Corpulent Luke » Corpulent Luke http://dssstudios.com/blog/Tony Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 15 May 2010 14:10:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Sticking your toe into the dating pool. http://dssstudios.com/blog/Tony/?p=3 http://dssstudios.com/blog/Tony/?p=3#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:37:33 +0000 admin http://dssstudios.com/blog/Tony/?p=3 Recently, several of my friends have separated from their spouses, and found themselves thrown back into the dating pool. In over their heads, I would like to offer an airline seat cushion of dating advice.

To differentiate a Jessica Biel from a Jessica Simpson or a Seth Macfarlane from a Seth Green, ask your perspective mate this simple three-part question. What is your favorite happy song, sad song, and kick-ass song? The answer to this query will give you all the information you’ll need to avoid the reprobate, and find your soul-mate. Always remember if you hear the name Lionel Richie run, don’t walk out of there as fast as you can.

Run, don't walk

Your Servant,
Corpulent Luke

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